Tuesday, June 29, 2010

cavewoman of the week




There is a great new show on MTV right now called "The Hard Times of RJ Berger". It's basically about a high school kid who's an outcast but has a big dick and the hot cheerleader he's trying to get. That "high school girl" is actually a 30 year old former Seattle Seahawks cheerleader, Amber Lancaster. I guess it's better than finding out she's actually 16!

-Men

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The real Iceman

Two weeks ago Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell lost what is most likely his last fight the UFC. Chuck, who is without a doubt the best light heavyweight in UFC history with a career record of 21-8, helped put UFC on the map in the early and mid-2000s when he was the most feared fighter in the world. At 40yrs old Chuck can still fight, as seen when he had Rich Franklin on the run in his last fight, but was caught on the chin with a quick right hand that sent the Iceman home. The only reasonable thing for the former Entourage guest star and great American to do is… that’s right follow his nickname and freeze himself. Think about it, that way we could un-freeze Chuck in 5-10yrs and wake his ass up so he could rematch all of his recent loses to fighters in the prime of their careers, that way they could see what it’s like fight when you’re 40.

-Men

Sad or Funny?

We here at the ManCave are New York Football Giant fans, probably because they are the greatest NFL franchise the league has ever seen, but that’s neither here or there. Today the greatest player in Giants history and the best defensive player in league history was indicted today by a suburban New York grand jury on charges of rape, criminal sexual act and sexual abuse. This brings us to the question is this sad or funny? Its sad because no one wants to see a Pro Football Hall of Famer in this kind of trouble, but its funny because a wise man once said, “I don’t want to live in a world where statuary rape isn’t funny." I for one wasn’t too surprised by this whole situation because as they say, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

-Men

Monday, June 21, 2010

the brits are coming



Because we feel bad for how bad the England soccer team is playing we decided to give the cavewoman to a hot Brit for the second week in a row. We're going to give it to the former wife of English footballer Ashley Cole, Cheryl Cole. Apparently she's a famous tv and pop culture star in the UK, she's just hot to us though, enjoy and go USA.

-Men

Your love is my drug

I know she looks like some kind of run down crack head, but I'm in love.  I don’t know if it’s her weird kind of hotness or what I’m sure is a dynamic personality but shes got me caught in some kind of tractor beam.  You can see some more Ke$ha stuff on youtube or just the internet I couldn't get anything to work.

-Men

Where the men at

I am currently declaring this song as the anthem of the man cave because it is as hard as we are soft



-Men

Sunday, June 13, 2010

georgie thompson, amen.



Though everyone here at the cave is absolutely American, and was completely excited when we tied the Brits this weekend in their opening world cup game, the cavewoman of the week is going to Sky Sports anchor Georgie Thompson. Now i was flipping through the channels and came upon fox sports world and this absolutely stunning news person. I thought to myself, this can't be right, a ridiculously hot chick with a British accent narrating soccer and cricket highlights? It's true. A woman like that exists. Tune into Sky Sports News to check her out, it's worth it.

-Men

Monday, June 7, 2010

Kids say the darndest things



My little cousin who is about to complete the third grade has given me a snapshot of what third graders talk about now a days. He recently told me the Justin Bieber Pledge of Allegiance and it goes as follows:

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
That Justin Bieber is a fag.
He used to play with little toys,
Now he plays with little boys.

Spot on, spot on.


-Men
This weeks Cavewoman of the Week goes to a vampire, if that even makes any sense, but seriously check out Ashley Greene. If you've never seen the Twilight saga go see it purely for the chicks, it's worth it. She can take a bite out of me any day!

-Men