people who have not evolved

I don't want to turn this into some sort of evolutionist or Darwin type rant but the year is 2010 and most people have evolved.....or so you thought. There are still a few freaks of nature out there who are stuck on an earlier stage of revolution and ironically a few of them are in the UFC. I'm talking about the Nogueira brothers, Antonio and Antonio (yes they have the first name but different middle names); Forrest Griffin and Clay Guida. I've included a picture of the Geico caveman so it was easier for you to see the uncanny resemblance with our ancestors.

-Men

ACE in the HOLE

This weeks' Cavewoman of the Week goes to the stunning Brooklyn Decker. You might know of her from the SI Swimsuit issue or being the main bitch of American tennis player Andy Roddick. Let me address that first, how does a tennis player with such mediocre ability get a smoking hot chick like her, what the fuck. He recently got ousted from the French Open, the FRENCH OPEN, great, good job Andy, now the French think Americans just suck.

-Men

I want it again

Last night Quinton Rampage Jackson and Suga Rashad Evans finally threw down and I would like to take this opportunity to say that Rashad Evans is a pussy. Rashad fights to win a decision, that is not what the UFC is all about. Every fighter in the UFC preaches, "Don't leave the fight in the hands of the judges." That is exactly what Evans did last night, he pushed Rampage into the cage and sat on top of him causing very minimal damage. Had Rampage been training rather than filming the A-Team movie this fight would have ended in a brutal TKO. In the third round Rampage caught Evans with a flurry of punches and rained down blows right in Rashad's big mouth, however Rampage was obviously gassed and wasn't able to finish Evans off. Rampage said in his post fight interview with the man the myth the legend, Joe Rogan, that he wants a rematch, and I believe the rest of the world does too. To quote the late great Heath Ledger from a little film called A Knights Tale (ever heard of it), the next time Rashad Evans sees Quinton Rampage Jackson, he will be looking up at Rampage from the flat of his back.


-Men

A true friend

I'm sure you have heard about this young man. At a Phillies game after an off duty police captain got his buddy thrown out of the game for being pretty much just a Phillies fan, you know what I mean, an asshole. This dude goes and sticks his fingers down his throat and pukes all over the two of them. Well today he pleaded guilty.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267

-Men

Arianny Addiction

You better believe I just spent half an hour creating this dick hardening montage of the worlds most perfect woman and current cavewoman of the week, Arianny Celeste.

-Men

Eastbound and way down

http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/eastbound-down-heads-to-mexico-for-season-2-adds-new-regulars/

Has all the info on the new season of Eastbound and Down where our man Kenny mother f-ing Powers is on the run to... Mexico. Thats right Mexico. They are shooting the 2nd season in Puerto Rico which is the native land of one of the men here at the cave. 

Looks like its going to be a great season whenever it comes out but how could it not be with Kenny Powers.

"Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid"

-Kenny Powers

-Men

MMA-zing

A disturbing trend of no UFC-related posts has occurred here at the cave and in order to fix this situation we've decided to name Arianny Celeste as this weeks Cavewoman of the Week. Every UFC event she gives us a treat when she walks around the octagon telling us what round it is, but honestly, who's looking at the sign? Don't think she's just a hot girl, she trains in martial arts and can probably kick your ass, but given the chance I would definitely take a beating from her. If you need more of her, check out this months Maxim where she sizzles on the cover.

-Men

The bravest man in the world

I was just reading collegehumor and found this post:

"When I was in elementary school, I was really into Pokemon. My mom was driving me and my brother to a store where they bought and sold trading cards, but I realized I had forgotten my cards at home. My mom wouldn't turn around, so I did the only thing I could think of. I sh*t my pants. To be fair, it was more of a shart. But the point is that it freakin worked.
-Alex"

I do not know who you are Alex, but I would like to take this opportunity to offer you a BRAVO. You are an inspiration to us all. I'd like to see the rest of you pussies pull off a stunt like this.

-Men

the little things in life

Here at the cave one of the favorite activities besides complaining is playing bubble shooter. never heard of it? you are really missing something then. it is one of the best flash player games out there on the internet. simple concept, eliminate the 6 different colors, win and feel like you've actually done something productive. now maybe I've just haven't had too many fulfilling experiences in my short life, or i'm actually a complete loser, but clicking the mouse for that winning shot has surely become something i crave.
play it at http://www.notdoppler.com/bubbleshooter.php and enjoy yourself

-Men

You Want to Know What Chaps my Ass

Copyright laws. These things suck more dick then Pairs Hilton on a Saturday night. I get that they are important and all, but there is nothing more annoying then going on youtube to watch some funny sports clip and its been taken off. The MLB is the biggest douche in all of this, why must they hide some of the greatest sports clips of all-time such as Manny “ManRam” Ramirez cutting off Johnny Damon’s throw from center, and pretty much anything Lastings Milledge does? These things should be shared with the world, it could only help the sport.

-Men

An ode to Whole Wheat Bread

These three nig nogs come from Jacksonville, Florida and form the band Whole Wheat Bread. Never heard of the band Whole Wheat Bread? I know the name is hysterically clever, but you never heard of Whole Wheat Bread because they are a punk band. Hell yea, these three home boys belt out power chords and scream about smoking drugs and drinking beers into the microphones of underground punk venues. I can tell you in one word how I would describe this band, AWESOME. I first heard of these brotha's back in 2006 when I saw them in a run down shitty venue playing with the Suicide Machines, my favorite band at the time. These guys put on the funniest punk show I have ever been too and got the whole place dancing. Their first album, called "Minority Rules", is the type of album that you just throw on and listen the whole way through without ever getting bored. Their lineup has changed over the years because some members needed to serve some jail time, they were sooooo innocent tho. Give these guys a listen and you wont be disappointed.




-White Men

The Perfect Reunion

You may recognize the woman on the right as Rusty Schwimmer who did a little work on the set of The Perfect Storm, ever heard of it?

Luckily the stars aligned and we found her long lost offspring, Mikey Salogub, right here at good old Manhattan College.



-Men

the Gays are funny

I've been getting some lip from my fellow men on the stone because I not only watched but DVRd a movie about two gay men. It was called All Over The Guy. The film itself was just delightful. But i need to stress how homophobic we actually are and to see two men willing to french each other and have tickle fights with their dicks is to most gross but to me absolutely hysterical and shocking. Its like getting a little view of what the gays are all about, frankly I consider it research. My man Rogan knows what I'm talking about.




-Straight Men

Inaugural Cavewoman of the Week

Something we've been trying to come up with is a way to get some feminine estrogen into this site. After hours of deliberation and numerous fights among the men we settled on jennifer aniston. Though she may be fucking crazy and no man can stay with her, she remains hot and this is why we are naming jennifer aniston the first cavewoman of the week.


-Men

"I love Canada"

Believe it or not this is not a UFC blog, but we at the ManCave found this pretty cool pic of former UFC light heavy weight champ Lyoto Machida arriving home in Brazil after the beat down he suffered from Mauricio "Shogun" Rua in Montreal. After the fight Shogun went on to proclaim that "I love Canada" and to wish all the mothers out there a "Happy Moms day"

-Men

This is America....

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. i honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called 'patriotism'. "

-Kenny Powers

-Men

How to play fetch

Our dog is faster than yours.

-Men

LeBron James is the new Brett Favre

There aren't many people out there who want LeBron to come the Knicks as much as I do, but since the Cavaliers lost to the Celtics I had a horrible horrible realization. Sportscenter is once again going to be unwatchable until at least the middle of July. For a long time you could not watch Sportscenter without hearing about Brett Favre's retirements and comebacks which is the main reason everyone hates the poor guy. Now Sportscenter is going to be absolutely drenched with coverage and speculation as to where LeBron is going to end up next year. All I'm asking is for Sportscenter to shut the fuck up about Lebron until maybe June 30th, the day before Lebron actually hits the free agent market. But if I have to sit through hours of LeBron James speculation for the next month and half when I'm just trying to find the Mets score I am going to throw up.

-Men

Kimbo Slice fInally out of the UFC

It is about damn time. Kimbo Slice who looks like he might be 50 years old is finally out of the UFC. The fact that he was even in the UFC for this long is because Houston Alexander must have been short on cash. I don't care what anyone says, Houston Alexander was payed to lose to Kimbo Slice so that Kimbo could be advertised to increase ratings. IF you have ever seen a Houston Alexander fight it is filled with aggressive attacks; In his bout with Kimbo however, Alexander not only refused to throw punches but refused to attack Kimbo after the several times that Kimbo fell right in front of him. Houston Alexander got cut from the UFC after this fight, and probably got cut a big check too. The only bad thing about Kimbo Slice getting the boot from UFC is that Matt Mitrione sent him out. The chubby and pasty Matrione, with LAPD style, beat Kimbo's brains in. The one thing we will miss is Kimbo's chest hair.