Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, but I guess if you reach 3,000 career hits in baseball all is forgiven. Jeter has 3,000 hits after almost 11,000 plate appearances, proving that baseball is a sport of failure and who can fail the best. We celebrate this 27% success rate of Jeter despite his herpes. Fuck that. If anything we should hate this dude for making smoke shows like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, and of course the lovely Mariah damaged goods. His passing on of herpes probably has a much higher success rate than his hitting statistics and I believe that should not be overlooked.
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