Woof.

If you cant make eye contact its because you are either intimidated or smitten. You have to make eye contact, stare into their eyes. Jenny (my dog) could not make eye contact with me, so that must be the sign of a good dog. I guarantee that any dog that is considered a really “good” dog could not stare you in the eyes. Problem dogs that are aggressive and/or unruly, I believe, will stare you in the eye for expended period of time. These dogs will not listen to commands from their owners because they believe they have a higher social status than their owners. You must make eye contact because this can also be easily compared to how girls will respond to eye contact. If you don’t show eye contact and are darting your eyes all around the bar, then the girl will assume you are intimidated/smitten and she will then have the upper hand. The converse is also true. If you notice that a girl is unable to make eye contact with you for an extended period of time (2-4 seconds) she is then intimidated/smitten. Therefore, eye contact is the key.

Amar'e Stoudemire: The Hardest Nigga in the NBA

Now before anyone starts going crazy about how Knick fans are counting their chickens before they hatch with the "M-V-P" chants at Garden games, think about this. The Knicks haven't finished with a winning record in almost 10 years. Before the end of October when this team really started to click, the hadn't played .500 ball in almost 2 years. There is a reason for this ridiculous turnaround, besides Gallinari forgoing gelling his hair before games now, and it's off -season acquisition Amar'e Stoudemire. The dude is crazy. I've never seen him play on a regular basis with him being out west before this, but the guy is amazing. He does everything, besides play shutdown defense (but who on the Knicks actually does that anyway), the guy will posterize an unfortunate individual on the other team on what seems like a regular basis and then sinks mid-range jumpers like a boss. I don't think I've ever seen him miss a shot from the elbow. Now we all knew he was good and in the beginning of the season the team had lost like 8 straight games and it didn't looked pretty. Then Amar'e started to put the team on his back and they're a legitimate 6th seed in the Eastern Conference. Lately Amar'e has been playing out of his mind, 9 straight 30+ points a game, including last nights 39 (almost 42) performance that personified New York basketball being back. Now we can't forget about his supporting cast. Playing 40+ minutes a game, Raymond Felton is running the offense and pick and roll with Amar'e and having a great year. I believe him and Amar'e still have the most average PPG than any other forward/point guard combination in the league. Gallinari has been playing well as of late and possibly playing himself into trade bait with the Denver Nuggets. Landry Fields is playing like a legitimate Rookie of the Year candidate and is just a sparkplug for this team. Now I'm off to go on a 3 day binge that hopefully includes me being blackout drunk watching the Knicks play the Heat tomorrow night at MSG.

-Men

PS If you don't get the title, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU

Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

I'm sick of people thinking cats are cool pets, I'd rather own a friggin opossum than a fucking sociopath kitty. Here is why dogs are better than cats:

1) Dogs are social: They want to be part of the party, cats just plot how to kill you in your sleep while they chill under the couch.
2) You can pet a dog: I love petting my dog vigorously, whenever I pet a cat I feel like I'm gunna break its ribs if i press too hard.
3) Dogs are people pets: Your dog will adapt to you and your lifestyle, cats make their owners adapt to them.
4) Dogs bring you what you want: Up there is a picture of my dog bringing me a 12 of bud (shes a bro) she also brings me tennis balls and ropes on request. She even skims the top of my pool when I'm trimming surrounding trees. Cats just bring mice, rats, and dead birds...wtf?
5) Dogs have variety: Is it just me or is every cat exactly the same?
6) Dogs have personality: Is it just me or is every cat exactly the same?
7) Every cat is exactly the same.
8) Dogs are smart: I've never seen a cat leading a blind dude around, or perform more adorable tricks that Hudson.
9) Dogs work for people: Lets see a cat do this. Enough Said
10) Dogs Love: No matter what you do to your dog, it will always love you. Cats are full of judgment
11) Cats ride the short bus: 95% of cats are mentally retarded.
12) Dogs Smile: Dogs are always happy, cats have a permament scowl on their smug little faces.
13) Cats are prison gay: Every male cat is gay. Especially if two male cats live together. They never see other girl cats and resort to homosexuality, they are always licking themselves and each other, spooning in the window, criticizing how i dress...so queer.
14) Cats are dirty: They are like that kid who comes to school sick and just has to touch everything. They are always walking on everything in the house and touching everything they can with their paws, dogs like the ground. Plus when was the last time a dog got stuck in a tree?
15) The most important reason why dogs are better than cats: Best case scenario, you get the smartest cat in the whole world....it still shits in your house.


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The Best...AROOUNND

For some odd reason I have never heard those ESPN so called experts ever even mention that the Giants have the best defensive ends in the NFL. I've heard these analysts gush all over duos like Freeney and Mathis over in Indy, and they all suck Julius Pepper's big black cock, but they never mention that the truly best defensive end pairing wears Big Blue every Sunday. Next Sunday these two beautiful monsters will be chasing Mike "Prison Showers" Vick up and down the gridiron at the New Meadowlands Stadium. The 7 on his jersey is just a huge bulls-eye for these two raging lunatics. If you're like me, when I saw Justin Tuck slow to get up last week I almost shit my pants, but the smiling and laughing by Osi afterward calmed my bowels. We truly got to see the tag team duo in action when Tuck hit Tavaris Jackson low and Osi got him high. These two guys are truly having fun playing the game and are both the leaders in the locker room, as proven by their halftime speeches. If we make it to the playoffs and beyond it is going to be because of these two men. On and off the field these two are the best. They are always enhancing their game (Osi with the run, Tuck even dropping in coverage) as well as mentoring young talent like Jason Pierre-Paul. These men are playing like the spirit of Lawrence Taylor is on their back, whose words mean more this Sunday than ever before when he said, "Hey baby, lets go out there like a bunch f crazed dogs!" (45 seconds in).


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So... Sal Alosi Issss Kind Of A Dick

As if the world doesn't hate the Jets enough already, they are taking cheap shots at unaware players? The Jets' strength and conditioning coach, Sal Alosi, tripped the Dolphins gunner, Nolan Carroll, on a punt return today with the camera right on him. If you were watching the game it wasn't even a question whether this was intentional or not. The dickhead stuck his knee out while standing on the sideline and tripped Nolan Carroll. The Dolphins want Alosi fired but sources say that is unlikely because of how much Rex Ryan respects and likes Alosi, HA, classic Rex Ryan douche move. Who do these Jets think they are? You know this dude is 'roided up more than Jose Canseco, being the Jets strength and conditioning coach at all, yet it's unlikely he is going to get fired? Good, lets keep him around so that the next time he gets pissed he can just knock a cheerleader out with folding chair or something. The Jets are born losers and this is hard evidence of that.




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Giant Game

Well the New York Football Giants will not be playing this Sunday and turns out they wont be playing in the Metrodome tomorrow. The Metrodome roof collapsed last night under the weight of the snow. Now I've dabbled in some civil engineering, and all I can ask is why would anyone want to work in place where snow can collapse a roof of something you built? It's just going to make you look like shit. These bros need to smarten up and move some place warm. As for the game just give the Giants the win and Brett Favre the start that way we don't have to waste time playing the game and everyone in attendance does not have to witness a murder.

-Men

Oh No They Didn't

You better believe that when the Raiders are getting 4 points from the Jaguars, this man is going to take that road dog all day. This beautifully inked up jungle bunny is going to lead the way. Darren McFadden is going to lead the Raiders past the first place Jaguars tomorrow in the upset of the week. That of course means that if the Matt Cassel-less Chiefs lose to the Chargers than the Oakland Raiders will be one game out of first place with three weeks to play. Read that sentence over again and let it sink in. That's right, the Raiders are dangerously close to riding Matt Cassel's appendix all the way to a playoff appearance. Who woulda thunk it? All they need to do is take care of business in Jacksonville and they are well on their way, and our wallets might get a little thicker.


-Men