Friday, December 10, 2010

Promiscuously Clean

I recently had a scare and thought his penis was sick. After days of reading STD forums as well as pamphlets from Health Services, I felt the responsible thing to do would be to get tested. All the other men thought I was a tard (fuck that yo). However the test came back negative so all is well, back to my old promiscuous ways I guess (I'm feeling lucky). I would just like to extend my warnings to all of you, don't freak out, what are the odds right? What scared me is that I had no symptoms and the first symptom for most STDs is USUALLY SHOWS NO SYMPTOMS. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I HAD, na mean? Well anyway, at least I can say that I am the only one of the men that knows for a FACT he does not have any diseases that are commonly contracted through sexual contact. It feels good to be CLEAN.


-Clean Men

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