1) Cure a disease (dog herpes)
2) Teach Kreepy how to read
3) Kill Kreepy
4) Successfully pull off a switch-a-roo
5) Go to Atlantic City and walk away from the tables while I'm still up
6) Change the dead batteries in at least one of the watches that I own and yet continue to wear
7) Get a tattoo for strictly comedic reasons
8) Go on a horseback ride or go ice skating
9) Shave pubic hair
10) Write a screenplay
11) Get a job (HA)
12) Grow an inch and a half
13) Take a girl's virginity, and then give it back
14) Buy a new pair of boots ($40 limit)
15) Polish off an entire celebratory crave case with TJ after our switch-a-roo
...more to follow
-Men
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