Without question the one thing I hate most in life is when bars have that dude in the bathroom handing out paper towels for when you wash your hands. It’s always the same dude too, this midget Mexican guy who is working seven days a week getting paid only with tips so he can bring his family to this country and get them out of that shit hole they live in. You feel so bad for this guy that you have to tip him, and I have a hard enough time tipping a bartender for making me wait 15 minutes for a beer because I don’t have tits. Why do you even need these guys? I’m 21 years old I think I know how to wash my hands without someone watching me to make sure I’m doing it right. The only real reason for these guys is to make sure you don’t have people blowing chunks all over the place, which sucks because that’s limiting your ability to get violently drunk and truly enjoy an open bar. Last night the bar I was at had one of these jabronis, now I’m not going to say what color his skin was but he was really, really lazy. Dude sat there on his phone all night like he was hot shit and too good to be there… bro you work in a fucking bathroom, it smells like shit get off your high horse and stop judging me for not tipping your broke ass it’s not my fault you didn’t make it to the NBA.
-Men
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