Has anyone sat at home and watched the HBO 24/7 series and just thought "shit that dude's voice is fucking awesome and he can be the one to tell of my trials and tribulations at my funeral", cuz I have, a lot. So much so that I have compiled a list of my favorite TV show narrators and have weighed their worthiness to narrate this rock and roll lifestyle which I live.
First off is Liev Schreiber. I bet you didn't though the dude with the epic voiceovers on HBO 24/7 was motherfucking Sabretooth in X-Men and THE Manchurian Candidate (mind-blowing movie). If I'm lucky enough maybe he can brain wash everyone with his tender voice into thinking my life was actually worth something. Now if watching "America: The Story of US" didn't give me a big enough boner, this dudes voice put me over the edge (if you catch my drift...seriously I came in my pants).
Next is the man who simply goes as Raphael, or his real name Lloyd Sherr, which totally sucks and I don't blame him for changing it to Raphael, even though that ninja turtle sucks. You may recognize his voice from the History Channel and his narration of Modern Marvels, the dude has such class that he narrates a show on Viagra and genetically-engineered penises with the same grace as he would talking about mining equipment. Straight up baller.
Finally is Morgan Freeman, epic voice but something is telling me he's not too trustworthy. Did you not see Bruce Almighty and how he played God like a dick? Only if the first two are seriously injured or have from a serious injury can Morgan Freeman narrate my life. I almost feel as if he will narrate it with the professionalism I strive so hard every day to project.
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