Megamillions

So tonight the Megamillions lotto for $355 million goes off again. Here are some ideas for what we here would do with the money...
1. buy new suits with fashion advice from Sean Avery
2. buy the New York Islanders and move them to Puerto Rico
3. buy OJ's white Ford Bronco and drive to the Canadian border
4. buy floor seats for the Knicks and get involved in an altercation with Spike Lee throwing hot dogs at opposing players
5. buy Oakdale and demolish it
6. do something to cause a third Crusade
7. pay models to go on dates with us
8. get blackout drunk at the Victoria's Secret fashion show
9. become a booster for a top college football program and pay recruits to attain as many NCAA violations to deserve the death penalty
10. do it again at another school
11. pay Cam Newton for his Heisman trophy and give it to Reggie Bush
12. fix the World Series
13. buy a baby and flip it for a profit
14. write a book worthy of the Oprah Book Club
15. get rub and tugs
16. bring the Italian mafia back to the glory days
17. own a room specifically for glory holes
18. go to a strip club with Tiger Woods
19. bring our talents to South Beach
20. call LeBron James a mean word (you know what I'm talking about)
21. absorb a punch from LeBron James
22. buy a town and rename it Pipe City
23. trademark Pipe City
24. cure cancer....actually never mind, those are decisions best left up to the suits in Washington
25. buy Hansen a high class escort
26. buy a bar and live our lives like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
27. hire the narrator for HBO's 24/7 to commentate our lives constantly
28. find the book
29. publish the book
30. hangout with Carbone
31. find out who would actually win in a fight, Mike Ditka or Hurricane Ditka
32. find sugar mamas
33. pay for Ed's tuition to go to an SEC school