I don't get it, houses make so many random noises even when everyone in the house is asleep. I never know whats going on in the walls. I have realized there are only two times you even notice these random noises or even care about them. The first is when you are home alone in a big house trying to go to sleep. Every little noise is definitely somebody breaking in, or the house is falling down. The only other time, and probably the more severe of the two, that these noises effect you is when you are home with your entire family family asleep and you are trying to make sexy time with a special little lady, especially if you have a dog. Getting caught with your pants down by your mommy is no fun experience, believe you me. All you wanna do is have a teeny bit of consensual sex, but you are home not in your college apartment (thunder dome if you will). The trip to pipe city is a reckless and nerve racking experience due to the cock blocking noises of your home. This is of course a general post and in no way is about a specific moment in history. See you at happy hour.
-Men
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